TV last week
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Not a great week, not a terrible one either.

House was a by-the-numbers thing that felt tired, but was still watchable. NCIS wasn't bad, though "Suicide by cop" seemed less understandable than usual. SNL wasn't great, it would have helped if I was a fan of the Black Eyed Peas, but I just can't get into them. The Simpsons was good this week, on a par with the majority of late nineties episodes. And I also enjoyed Family Guy - it wasn't their best, not by a long shot, but it was enjoyable.

A lens to the subconscious
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So I had a weird dream last night, which must have been related to the movie stuff I was doing.

I dreamt that everyone was in a panic because an absolutely huge planet was about to crash into us. And by huge, I mean huge, and it was close enough that we could see it was covered in craters and stuff, and it took over pretty much the entire sky facing forward.

Then I "realized" in the dream that the closeness was, in fact, a trick. Far from being close to us, it was zillions of miles away, however, because both planets were being examined from a certain angle with a large enough lens, the two appeared to be on top of one another.

Yeah, I don't know how that works given I started the dream ON THE PLANET ABOUT TO BE CRASHED INTO, but there you go. Anyway, I woke up, and realized that, yeah, actually I could see how that would work. It actually gave me an insight into how lenses worked, in a way I hadn't thought of before. And it was a frickin' dream. Which probably means it was somewhere in my head the whole time, probably buried in some memory of an old physics lesson that I'd long forgotten, and needed to be pulled out, dusted off, and given a pat on the head.

Oh, and BTW, one of the light meters came today. I think it works.
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The purpose of terrorism is terror. The manifestation of terror is fear.
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The right way to deal with terrorists is to treat them as the murderers they are, or better, those guilty of the hate crimes they've committed. Because that's what they are, these are people who commit murder in the name of spreading fear and terror into the heart of a community.

And the way we deal with people who commit murder, who commit hate crimes, is to gather evidence, put them on trial, and ensure they go to prison, usually for the rest of their - possibly shortened - lives. Any other response, whether it's to bring in the military and to engage in a war certain to kill innocent parties (because that's what wars are), or to up-end our system of justice, pretending these people somehow have powers that are beyond those of ordinary people, is inappropriate, not just because these actions inevitably hurt both us and people who have done nothing wrong, but because they somehow suggest that terrorists are superior to the rest of us, that these people, far from committing some of the worst and evil crimes imaginable, rather than being politically motivated serial killers, are noble warriors that are part of a movement that deserves so much respect that the right response is to debase ourselves.

I do not fear Osama Bin Laden. Judging from the comments made by many politicians yesterday, it seems that a significant number of people including a significant number of people in the US Congress do. I do not fear him, not because of actions our government has taken - those, actually, have objectively made him a greater threat - but because there is no need for me to do so.

And I've lived with terrorism, I spent most of my life in a country where innocent civilians were targeted by terrorists on a regular basis, and I know that the right response is to not change the way we are. When British Rail was targeted by the IRA who planted bombs in station trash cans, I didn't stop riding the train every day, I did what virtually everyone around me did: I complained when British Rail over-reacted by removing all station trash cans. I never avoided pubs, I never avoided the center of London. The IRA gained strength when the British government mishandled terror, during the chaos of the 1970s and early 1980s and the policies of internment and shoot to kill, it lost its relevance and ability to grow when the British government barely acknowledged it, treating terrorism as a criminal intelligence matter.

Those who react to terrorism by changing the way they think, by fearing it, and by reacting accordingly, give in to it. They encourage terrorists to carry on doing what they're doing. They give others reasons to believe terrorism works. And when those who cower in the face of terrorism debase our country by undermining its values, by undermining its justice system, by involving ourselves in senseless wars, ultimately prolong the so-called "War on Terror" that they advocate.

That other hobby, continued
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So, did a few things this week towards doing more film experimentation.

The first thing I did was get a new projector. It may be that I'm operating it incorrectly, but the old one, a huge (which was another flaw) Singer/Telex/Graflex etc thing rattles like there's no tomorrow, regularly vibrates the image, and eats sprocket holes. OK, there's a STRONG possibility that this is my fault, but I never found an instruction book online for the thing, and frankly I don't know what I'm doing. I was able to find a cheap Bell and Howell on eBay that's "slot loading" (essentially "shove the film in the windy slot, give it a tug, and the projector will do the rest") which appears to do the job. It works, and the only two things "wrong" with it compared to the Singer are that it's 24fps only, and it doesn't have a zoom lens (that is, you can't adjust the size of the image.) It takes my scope lens, my 2,000' reels, has a "The image's vibrating, make it stop!" lever, and generally seems a tad more solid than the Singer.

What would be nice is if they still made film projectors. I guess there's virtually no market any more, but in this digital age you'd expect at least some minor improvements in terms of noise and sound quality. I was thinking yesterday that that single analog track on the sides of the film could easily be turned into a six channel analog track if you made use of luminance and colour. At this point, 16mm film "stores" analog audio by varying the width of a white stripe to the side of the film. Change that so that the left, center, and right channels are red, green, and blue respectively, and the front/back is further divided by using the intensity of the strip as well as the width, and you could easily fit all six channels there. This wouldn't have worked in the past because until the 1980s films had problems retaining their colors, and it would have been expensive until then to actually measure the width of the line (as opposed to just get a sense of how much light is coming through), but today? Bet you could stick the entire decoder on a chip for a dollar.

Anyway, the other thing I ordered this week, but haven't got yet, are a couple of light meters from eBay. One's very basic, the other not so much, I believe one or both are selenium based which means they only have a finite life and may possibly need to be recalibrated (I'm not sure on the last part, it's not clear to me reading up on them whether selenium just suddenly fails, or whether it gives progressively "darker" readings.) The reason for this is that looking at the test film I made, again, it's clear the zoom lens lets in just a little too much light during a bright day, and the indoor shots were so dark I'd have a hard time knowing how much light to use to fix that. Both meters are designed for movie cameras, that is they let you select the frame rate you're using too so you can have some idea of what you're going to need with external light sources and/or the lens to get the picture to be reasonable.

So those are my thoughts. I'm still thinking about the best options to telecine. It might be that a conventional flat bed scanner is an option, did you know many of the newer ones are specifically designed to be able to scan slides and 35mm negatives? The question then is how do I automatically move the film through the scanner, and how do I get as raw an image as possible and write the software to cut out each of the frames and save them separately?
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Dollhouse canceled
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This sucks.

OK, it was inevitable, the ratings were in the toilet after all, but it's still sad. I loved the depth to Dollhouse, the fact it tackled subjects most shy away from, and did so with style.

Supposedly we'll be seeing the remainder of the episodes for this season, including two yet-to-be-filmed episodes. That's something.

Can I go now?

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Too many IM systems...
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Just set up Pidgin with:
  • My AIM account
  • My main Yahoo! account
  • My squiggleslash Yahoo! account
  • My Livejournal account (XMPP, domain=livejournal.com, leave "resource" field blank)
  • My Twitter account, using a plugin though I'm not sure I like it much, it doesn't feel quite right.
Seems kinda excessive. I hope Slashdot doesn't have an IM system too.

TV last week
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Well, we got some of our TV back last week. House wasn't on, nor was Dollhouse, but NCIS was, Family Guy was, SNL was, and these were joined by a Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein comedy special thingiemibob and, of course, the "re-imagining" of V.

House

I said it wasn't on. Geez. You just don't listen do you?

NCIS

Y'know, I really can't stand that Mike Franks guy. Any episode he's in automatically gets an  "Oh brother" and a "Geez" from me. Sorry.

V

Better special effects than the original, but differently bad in all other respects, and in some ways worse over-all. In the end, not really a show that grabbed me, looks like a repeat of the Bionic Woman fiasco. Maybe the wingnuts will keep it alive, Glenn Beck is still on TV after all.

SNL

So-so. Some funny moments, but nothing that really grabbed me.

Family Guy (1)

50 years old is not old old, and I speak as a 30-something. One of those cases where a technical flaw overshadows the entire show. Sorry.

Seth and Alex's whatever it was called.

This was hit and miss. Family Guy really grates when accompanied by a laughter track, even if it's "real" (ie a real studio audience.) Many bad taste moments, not all of which worked.

Family Guy (2)

Better. I was just thinking the other day actually, "They ought to bring back the Evil Monkey", but, well, there's bringing it back and then there's kind of building an episode around it. The Miley Cyrus thing was a little too South Park for me.

Conclusion

All in all, a so-so week for TV. We'll be getting House back this week, so that's good.



V
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I have to say I wasn't overly excited to hear that V was being remade, and I started to feel a sense of dread when I read the previews that suggested that it was more wingnut propaganda than science fiction. Part of the problem for me was the original series, which I enjoyed as an eight year old child, but have never cared for since.

Part of the problem was the sheer cheesiness of the original series, and part of it was rewatching some of it with my wife recently and really disliking the political overtones of the show. You see, nominally it was supposed to be - that is, what was pitched to ABC - a series about how easy it would be for the US to be taken over by Nazis. ABC balked at the complexities of such a premise, so Nazis were turned into aliens. What was left in the show were a few bits of Germano-Nazi symbolism: logos that kinda looked like swastikas, aliens who wore jackboots, an especially persecuted minority - though in this case scientists rather than any particular race, that kind of thing.

The problem here though was that the changes brought forth a substantial change in dynamic by which the show turned from being about Nazis to being, quite honestly, Nazi propaganda. By which I mean that if Goebbels had seen it, while he may have been offended by the jackboots and swastikas, he'd have been pleased with the central theme of xenophobia, of secret conspiracies by people who seem to look human (but are subhuman!), to enslave "real" humans. That's what Goebbels spent most of his career in the Nazi party doing himself, after all.

Not that the above, by itself, makes the show unwatchable. What makes the show difficult to watch, for me, is its kind of Jackie or Joan Collins like storytelling, as if someone has forced one of the Collins to write their own version of Star Wars, or Battlestar Galactica. Also difficult to watch is the sub-soap-opera acting. The character of Diana, the de-facto leader of the invaders, is especially bad: originally an attempt to insert a Doctor Mengele character, she's actually a soap opera bitch character, as, indeed, are virtually all the alien women. Now, this was from the early eighties, where they were still trying to figure out how to do strong female characters in response to the rise of Feminism (and in fairness, the female resistance leader isn't bad, even if she is a little bland), but that's more of an explanation than an excuse, it's still jarring.

So anyway, we now get V: the reimagining, which started on Tuesday and will continue for a few more episodes before going on hiatus and returning some time next year. The characters have all been changed. The effects have been modernized, and the setting likewise. So what's different?

There are very definitely some improvements over the original. One thing I immediately noticed was that the initial "space ships over the world" introduction, which in both Vs is supposed to be intimidating and frightening for the people on the ground, actually works in the new series in a way it didn't in the original. Even post Independence Day, watching the original results in a disconnect between the audience and the characters, the latter of whom are terrified, the former being more curious. In the reimagining, even with the various previews showing that the ship is going to turn into a giant TV, the initial introduction of the ships is very well done and very intimidating, for audience and characters alike.

Beyond that, and the general improvement in special effects, it's a mixed bag. Acting and characterization, for example, seems equally bad. There are some positives, Monica Baccarin is superbly creepy as the new Diana character, Anna. Beyond that most of the characters seem to be generic, and no more interesting than the majority of characters on 24.

Also irritating to the point that I'm not wanting to watch it any more are the crude references to right-wing mythology about Obama. For the last year or so the right has been portraying support for Obama as somehow religious or unreasonable (which is bizarre considering the amount of criticism Obama gets from the left, and the amount of unwavering support Bush got from the right until the last couple of years, which really did border on the insane. I mean, has anyone received a chain email about Obama of the type that were routinely sent about Bush?) - and part of V appears to tap into this nonsense and add a whole layer of Glenn Beck style conspiracy crap on top of it. Supporters of the Visitors hold up "Hope" signs with rainbows on them. A hamfisted and entirely inappropriate reference to "Universal Healthcare" is inserted into a discussion about a new medical treatment process. Supporters of the Visitors are portrayed as naive peaceniks, and near as damn it the only counter evidence in the whole thing is a single reference, by the resistance, to the Visitors having started "needless wars" (when they were hidden) - but, wait, they started them only to ensure that when they revealed themselves, they'd be greeted as the saviours of humanity.

Apologists for this crap claim that because the show was pitched in 2006, this invalidates the notion that there is any reference to Glenn Beckish propaganda in the show at all. This is ludicrous. The show didn't start filming until a few months ago. The scripts have no doubt been in development since the middle of 2008, which is when the right wing's "annointed one" crap started. It about makes as much sense to claim that the new V isn't based upon far right memes as it does to claim there are no aliens in the original V series.

The story itself didn't seem to be particularly high quality. For all of its faults, the original V kept to a "Show, don't tell" philosophy. The new series has the resistance leaders explain key story elements, possibly because the makers want to launch right into the middle of the story rather than spending a lot of time setting it up, but honestly, the feel of the pilot was clumsy and awkward as a result.

In the end, I'm not overly enamored with the show. Remove the politics and you have something that has more or less the same relationship to the original that the Bionic Woman remake had. The production values seem, relative to those of the era in which the show is made, roughly equal, the same combination of "Great for the day special effects, terrible for the day characterization." To that, you have to subtract the new V's poor storytelling. And finally, the show's unnecessary promotion of insane political memes just irritates the crap out of me.

If the original V got two out of five, this one gets a 1.
 


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Last week's TV
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Damn you major sporting events, damn you all to hell!

First tests
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Well, I'd show you a picture but I didn't get my film telecined.

My test film came back from the lab today. I... well, it wasn't what I expected. There are several long sections of blank film, which I must have exposed directly to light or something. The indoor shots, which admittedly I hadn't held out much hope for, were very dark. Interestingly the (CFL) light in the hallway made the hallway look green, it's supposed to be one of those daylight bulbs.

More interesting were the outdoor lens tests. The zoom lens is a little light, that is the shots look a little over exposed, but they're still quite usable. I have a filter that came with the Bolex that allows me to drop the light by either half a stop or a whole stop, I'm not sure which. Focussing was great, the images are sharp.

The fixed lens, which I expected on it's fully open setting to be equivalent to the zoom lens, isn't. That is every shot done with it was completely washed out. Maybe I should use that for the indoor shots ;)

I've half a mind to buy this little widget that Bed Bath and Beyond sells that scans "raw" film (eg slides and 35mm negatives), but the device is set up for 35mm use, so I'd have to screw with it to make it work with 16mm film.

Anyway. The entire point of the first reel was that it was intended to be used as a test bed. I'm happy with the results for the most part, I just would like to know what I did to fog those huge lengths of film. Actually, I think I know, I think it was the fixed lens. D'oh.
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Go on Lieberman, I dare you
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No, honestly. I don't mind if you derail healthcare reform. In fact, I'm hoping that a right-wing jackass like yourself, the type of establishment hack that's castrated the Democrats and prevented them from doing what's right for the country, actually sticks the knife in. You see, when you do, you'll be killing two birds with one stone.

The first bird is this absurdly milquetoast healthcare bill. Let's be honest here, it's shit. What we have right now are a bunch of scams, called "insurance companies", that do everything imaginable to not do their job. If there was an insurance company that offered policies against unexpectedly having your insurance withdrawn, all responsible individuals would sign up for it, because the chances are pretty much random that you're going to be left without when the shit hits the fan. Bad enough that, say, my homeowners insurance - like all of them, and mandated by my mortgage company - doesn't cover things like a plane hitting the house (which is precisely the kind of unlikely event you get insurance to cover), this kind of life and death thing shouldn't be in the hands of the same scam artists, let alone scam artists we're all forced to subscribe to.

And don't give me this "Well, we can regulate them more" shit, because it's not going to work. They'll be crooks anyway, and eat the fines, and when the Repugs get into power, they'll strip away all the mandates that force insurance companies to, you know, actually provide the product they pretend you're paying for.

What we want is the whole thing over with. No more private insurance companies. A single, government controlled, insurer, or else multiple government controlled insurers that still fit into a single payer scheme. Every other civilized country in the Western world has a variant of either scheme, except America, and guess what, their health systems are awesome. Bye bye Aetna. So long Blue Cross. Bugger off all of you.

The second bird is the right wing Democratic Party. We don't want you Lieberman. We're tired of you. We're tired of your pretence that you're anything but an extremist neo-fascist, a pro-torture anti-individualist war mongering loon who, somehow, is adored by the Washington elite who still are having trouble coming to terms with the fact that they propped up the most anti-American fascistic regime in history. We don't want you, and we'd like to see you kicked out of the party once and for all. And, bless 'em, the Democratic establishment need that push. They really do. They really still think you might be on their side. Now, sure, this is evidence that they're complete morons, I mean, YOU SUPPORTED MCCAIN for crying out loud. Is there a clearer way to say "Fuck you Democrats, I hate you, I'm actually a Republican", than to campaign FOR the Republican candidate and LIE ABOUT the Democratic one?

I don't think so, and yet they still didn't take any action against you. They still notch you up as a Democrat when they're talking about Filibuster-proof majorities and stuff.

We really need the Democratic party to stop catering to right wing lunatics like you. Because everything they do, right now, is based upon the premise that they have to please you, and that somehow proposing the kinds of laws you like is still in keeping with helping the powerless and making this country great, when in fact you don't even seem to like this country. I mean, you have dual citizenship for crying out loud! Imagine a Democratic party without you. They might actually start passing laws that, y'know, are actually in the spirit of the Democratic Party.

So, to recap, you filibustering health care reform means we get to start from scratch with a real reform proposal, one that might actually help people, and we get rid of you. Please please please do what you're threatening to do.
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TV last week
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Not a lot of TV last week. Essentially the weekend was a dead zone, a repeat of SNL and sports destroying Sunday viewing. Once upon a time there was an excuse for that, but every network now broadcasts in ATSC, so why not stick the otherwise canceled shows on a digital subchannel? Because you didn't think of that? 'cos you're not all set-up despite having years of experience with it? Geez.

Anywho...

House

Nice, traditional, episode. I think they're working on the premise that all that screwing around for the last two years was interesting and everything, but House has a formula, and they want to get back to it, and that's OK with me. On the other hand, I did just now have to go over and look up the last episode to remind myself what it was about.

NCIS

Meh. Decent enough, wasn't anything special.

Dollhouse - "Belonging"

Whedonites and Dollhouse Haters loved this one, for reasons I can't fathom. One of the more ridiculous haters, "Carol" from TVBTN, actually went as far as to claim that this one "addressed some of the moral issues for the first time", which shows how utterly retarded DH haters are, because far from addressing anything for the first time, it gave Topher and DeWitt some excuses they didn't have before, and it followed an episode, Belle Chose, that had quite openly compared the Dollhouse to a kidnapper and serial killer (which "Carol" described as "totally unwatchable" - go figure. Perhaps if she'd watched it...)

I'm not saying Belonging was a bad episode. Far from it, but it was no surprise to me that the ratings plummeted again with this one. Like "Instinct", the awful second episode of this season, the show forgot to start with a quick set-up, which meant that any new viewers would have tuned out, confused and bewildered, within a few minutes of tuning in.

To start the ball rolling, Topher realizes something we all thought he already knew - that Sierra's Dollhouse membership wasn't just not consensual, it was an act of rape (that is, an individual put her in so he could have sex with her violently and against her will.) How Topher doesn't know this, given last season ("Needs") he restored the critical half of Sierra's memories and somehow knew which ones to restore is, well, somewhat confusing. But it's all OK now, Topher isn't in on it, he's a good person! (Problem: Even the version Topher thought he believed involved Sierra being placed in the Dollhouse against her will, this time as a mental illness patient who everyone had given up on. And Topher still had no problems sending her off on dates.)

DeWitt meanwhile confronts Sierra's rapist, who turns out to be exactly the kind of stereotypically, cheap, shallow evil person we thought Dollhouse was above, and calls him a rapist and makes various threats. Smug rapist promptly pulls his "I'm more powerful than you, I have connections" card and Rossum intervenes and threatens to send DeWitt to the attic if she doesn't give Sierra to Mr Polanski (or whatever is name is) on a permanent basis.

DeWitt tells Topher, and also tells Topher that he's an amoral jackass. This may or may not be deliberate, that, I guess, is the first smart thing that happens in the episode although it also came across as clumsy. We, the audience, are informed that Topher was hired because he treats people as toys. What Topher does next is either evidence of this (Topher is very protective of his toys) or evidence against it (Topher disagrees and isn't going to stand for anyone hurting anyone else, especially if he's involved), and Topher reimplants Sierra with her real memories. Sierra kills Roman Polanski. Boyd, who is also a nice guy but that's already been established, helps Topher cover everything up, and Topher wonders if what he did was right while helping Sierra deal with the consequences, and, er, welcoming her back to the Dollhouse as an active.

Readers will note I've never felt the need to summarize an episode before, but that's largely because I'm trying to work out what was supposedly so unbelievably awesome about it, as the haters and Whedonites both seem to agree. For me, the episode was full of multiple cop-outs. DeWitt was given a very strong reason to do the wrong thing, one that most people would also succumb to. The villain was pointlessly cardboard. I've jokingly called him Roman Polanski above, but actually I think an episode with a "real" Polanski like character would be far more interesting.

A number of viewers also expressed excitement that the show said a lot about Sierra. Actually, I don't think this episode said a damned thing about Sierra. The episode fleshed out some minor details, but when you're talking about a brainwiped body who used to be something else, in the end you're giving details akin to explaining, say, how Seinfeld's apartment was built or maybe even doing an episode of T:SCC where the pre-Cameron or pre-Uncle Bob terminator is caught but not yet reprogrammed. It's interesting, but it's wrong to suggest that the show says anything about the character.

The real focus of the show was Topher, and that was the major redeeming aspect of this episode, that we got to see a little more about how Topher ticks and what he does. That's why I liked the episode, but given it was the only serious major positive for the show, I'm having a hard time understanding the groundswell of praise it got. Belle Chose was a smarter episode. But, as you guys already know, I'm not really a "Whedonite", I just like one of his shows, this one. The same people who loved Belonging also loved the bastard clipshow-like Epitaph One. I guess you need to be on that wavelength.



Eagle Eye
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So, here's the premise. A computer, programmed with the Constitution of the United States of America, realizes that the neo-con jackass President (Eagle Eye was made in 2008) is a warmongering idiot whose actions arguably violate the constitution, and who is certainly a danger to the US because he does things like attack groups of Muslims because there's a chance one might be a terrorist, even though there's a strong chance there are no terrorists there (and it turns out there aren't) which in turn will result in people hating America and becoming terrorists and attacking it with planes. Said computer then decides to depose said President.

Unfortunately, despite the premise, the computer is actually the bad guy in this film, whose politics seem to owe more to Glenn Beck than Glenn Greenwald, so naturally the computer goes all loopy and starts killing people and making the lives of ordinary hardworking Americans miserable. What a shame, because it's kind of fun to watch.

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TV this week
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Hello.

So this week was kind of quiet. We had a new House, but no new Dollhouse, and no Family Guy either. In the meantime, I had a horrible thought: 90% of the shows I actually like are on a channel owned by an apparent psycho who appears to be trying to ferment a civil war. Do I continue plugging Dollhouse because it's the smartest show to raise moral questions in... well, a very, very, long time? 'cos when I do, I'm encouraging people to watch ads on that same channel, which in turn means money being funneled into Murdoch's pockets.

So, anyway:

House

Again a decent episode. There are apparently reports that Cameron is going to go in a forthcoming episode, which is unfortunate as I've rather liked the fact the show seems to be promoting Cameron and Chase to the front again. Anyway, this was very much a classic episode of House that followed the formula, and, you know, that's OK, because the formula for House is fairly good.

NCIS

I didn't realize that was Original Cindy was in NICS a few episodes ago. I should have at least recognized the voice, and they should have incorporated some banter with Eyes Only that eluded to it. Oh well. I've also seen Normal and Zack in prior episodes, but I don't think either was quite as important in Dark Angel as Original Cindy.

Anyway, this episode didn't have any Dark Angel people in it, and it was OK again, not amazing, but OK. It's also interesting they're slowly veering away from the Mossad-can-do-no-wrong thing the show has implied in the past, largely because there's nothing subversive about it, unlike the pro-Marines thing the show has always had that has always subtly been used to illustrate how what you might term "good natured corruption" is endemic in positions of authority.

It'll be interesting to see whether the "Ziva is now just a member of the team" thing will affect the dynamic. Hopefully it shouldn't.

As cop shows go, this is one of the few we watch in our household. It has enough humor to be entertaining with "good enough" soap.

SNL

Ha, in a week of neither great nor bad TV, it was neither great nor bad. I guess the pattern holds!

The Simpsons

A fairly standard Halloween of Horror. Liked the musical. In the end: OK, not great, I rate it a B minus. I think The Simpsons is getting better. But I didn't watch it last season so for all I know it's been getting better anyway.


And so that's this week's TV reviews. Thanks for reading. Feel free to comment.


eBay sellers and DSRs
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Over the past month or two I've bought and received twelve items from eBay. A quick look at various auctions reveals that there is much discontent from eBay sellers with eBay at the moment, in part because they can't leave "negative" feedback, and in part because of a system called DSR ("detailed seller ratings") which supposedly "penalizes" sellers for not getting much higher ratings than the DSR system actually encourages.

Essentially, when leaving feedback, buyers are expected to rate sellers on a scale of one to five for four categories: communication, time to ship, shipping charges, and item description. The ratings are what you would expect: one means "very bad", five means "very good" and a three means neither good nor bad but somewhere in between. If sellers get over a 4.something on average for all these scores, then they get certain perks, and likewise if they get a number of people rating them a one, then they get punished.

Now, to me, this makes sense. The problem is that the sellers aren't seeing it that way. They believe they're entitled to the perks that come with being a "superb seller". The only problem is that, frankly, I haven't come across any sellers who actually deserve mostly fives. They all think they do, but there's no good reason for someone to be considered a superdeluxe mega power seller unless, y'know, they actually stand out from the crowd.

What am I talking about? Well, back to that twelve transactions:
  • Only five bothered to notify me that anything was being shipped.
  • Two actually had tracking numbers but didn't bother to tell me them
  • Two had free shipping. This is good, right? But if they're going to offer free shipping, then how do I rate people who charge something reasonable for shipping? I've been rating the latter a '4', but in reality, shouldn't "Doing what you're supposed to do" qualify as a 3 anyway, with free shipping qualifying as a five?
  • How do you rate a description? Again, if it's accurate, ought it be a '3'? Like the shipping, I'm rating "At least they were honest" at '4', but again sellers are expecting "At least I was honest" to be five, which leaves no room to reward sellers who give full, detailed, descriptions that answer questions you didn't realize you had to ask in the first place.
My rule of thumb right now is this:
  • Description: "At least it's honest" gets a four. "Really did what they could to describe the item" gets a five. Nothing really gets a three because I wouldn't buy an item that doesn't get enough of a description to get a four if it's honest. I, fortunately, haven't had to rate anything a one or a two yet.
  • Shipping time: Same day (or next business morning if on a weekend) gets a five. Within limits described in item description, max three business days, gets a four.
  • Shipping costs: free gets a five. Cost appears to be roughly what it cost to send a four. Anything excessive gets something lower depending on how ridiculous the charges are. (Fortunately I haven't had to rate anything that low.)
  • Communications: No communication at all gets a three. You at least need to have notified me the damned item shipped to get a four, and I want a tracking number before I'm willing to give you a five. That's on top of answering my questions if I have them.
Now, in most of these cases "At least it's honest" gets a four, not a three, which I think is actually too fair. Only on communications do I really stray from that.

Am I being unfair? I don't think so. DSRs are useless if they turn into another version of eBay's "feedback" system where everyone, regardless of how bad they are, gets a positive if the transaction actually happens. I don't think eBay is being particularly unfair either in rewarding superb sellers (ie those who rarely get anything but fives) - the fact it's difficult to get only fives if buyers are honest is a good thing. It's not as if people are banned from eBay if they don't only get fives.

Unfortunately, sellers are now promoting the idea that everyone should rate them a five regardless of what the truth is, which doesn't help buyers figure out who's good, and who's just, well, going through the motions. And in most categories, virtually all sellers are just going through the motions.

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TV this week
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Definitely a better week for TV than last week, though SNL bucked the trend again I thought. Anyway...

House

A superb episode, and not just because James Earl Jones was in it. Enjoyed the whole obnoxious neighbor subplot and the very House like resolution. Also finding the reversion to the original team interesting, although I was just getting used to the new crew.

NCIS

Again entertaining but, well, you don't watch NCIS for great originality or insight. It's kinda getting soap operaish if the truth be told, especially with the Ziva subplot.

Dollhouse

Wow. I wasn't expecting that after last week's let down. Everything that was wrong about the prior episode was fixed in this one. The episode wasn't Echo centric. The episode took the time to remind the audience what was going on at the beginning. Echo's role was humorous in a Gilliamesque "Cinematic rape" sense. The moral ambiguities and complexities were thrown at you. And yet this was a standalone episode! I hope Dollhouse is able to keep the audience up enough to ensure it finishes its season this year, apparently the ratings were up on Friday, so it's possible, regardless of whether the Dollhouse gets a third season.

SNL

This one was horrible. Thus far SNL's quality has been inversely proportional to the quality of everything else on TV that week. I'm not sure what that means.

The Simpsons

An OK episode, still not up to the same quality as I remember nine years ago, but it was passable. I might start watching it again.

The Cleveland Show

An improvement on last week, but I'm still not really digging this show.

Family Guy

Also an improvement on last week. Enjoyed it.





The Camera
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Woo, so my 16mm Bolex H16 Reflex arrived! I was a little concerned about the description missing out some information about what came with it so ended up ordering a few things I don't need, such as a spare take-up reel, but all-in-all I didn't have too many problems. My major issue is the lack of a manual. Online you can find free scans of manuals for the REX-4 and the REX-5 (the manual for the former is generally just marked as being for the "H16 Reflex", and the only way I can tell it's for the REX-4 is by comparing features. The REX-4 was the first H16 Reflex with a 1:1 external drive shaft hook-up, but didn't have the REX-5's external 400' magazine attachment interface. Well, the manual describes a camera matching a REX-4.)

Now, this proved to be more of a problem than I thought. The early model Reflex, which is what I have, does a number of things slightly differently, from easy to understand things like the eye adjustment thing on the viewfinder, to less easy to understand things like the way to eject spools of film. I think I know how to do it, but for all I know I don't and I'm damaging the camera every time.

So I've been experimenting, not putting in any unexposed/undeveloped film, instead just trying to get the hang of it. There are a number of observations I should make at this point. People with moderate experience in this field will probably find the below hilarious:
  1. I should really have started with still photography, and I don't mean "With that nice cheap digital Kodak I bought six years ago." (Leaving aside the fact it doesn't work any more...) The major reason is that I would have decent experience with lenses which I'm rapidly learning is something I don't have experience of.
  2. Lenses have changed in the consumer electronics age. Whereas anything but the lowest end (or built-into-a-phone) type camera these days has a zoom lens, this is a relatively recent development, with fixed lenses being the "normal" lens prior to that even for this type of camera. The Reflex came with a 1:1.8 (don't ask me what that means exactly, but it defines the field of view), and that's a fixed field of view lens that was considered relatively high end when it came out because of the other features of the lens, such as the ability to vary the amount of light coming in. Even today, this is a lens that would fetch up to $200 on eBay. This previous reliance on fixed lenses, in turn, explains why the Bolex has three lens mounts.
  3. On that note, the zoom lens I bought (the "macro zoom lens") appears to work well as a generic zoom lens (though it's frickin' big), and despite the "macro" description I'm having difficulty getting it to focus on nearby objects. But I'm wondering if that's due to the fact it's not a so-called "RX" lens. RX lenses are Bolex specific lenses designed to work around the optical distortion introduced by the prism-based Reflex system. It's difficult for me to describe, but essentially the closer the light leaves the lens to the center of the plane, the less it is distorted by the prism. For that reason, normal lenses can be OK as long as they're stopped down (light captured by the edges of the lenses is progressively blocked out, nominally done to reduce the amount of light, but in this case also helping reduce the distortion.) Now, I still don't know enough about the way this thing works to know under what circumstances large amounts of light will leave the lens from the edges of the lens, but I would assume the issues I'm having with focussing the thing are, in large part, related to that.
  4. Or I may just not know how to use the zoom lens. I found it was difficult to keep anything in focus until I unscrewed a transparent glass from the front. The glass had to be there for a reason, though, right? You see my problem? I'm experimenting in an area I know very little about. On that note, the zoom lens has one flaw, which is that I can't stop down the amount of light coming in, which is especially a problem with the model of Reflex I have as it doesn't have a method to control the exposure time with the shutter.
  5. Regardless, the image I see in the Reflex viewfinder is never particularly sharp, especially with the 1:1.8.
  6. On the other hand, the Reflex viewfinder does seem to do a great job of making clear what the light levels are. I can be in a room and feel that it's bright enough to take a picture, and then look in the viewfinder and see that, very obviously, it's not even close to being bright enough.
Cheap, consumer grade, digital photography has spoiled me. And made me dumb.
Like I said, I've avoided putting any film in thus far. When I'm comfortable that the viewfinder is showing something resembling a sharp image with there being nothing more to adjust I'll start experimenting. I was actually thinking of doing some sequences that would be worth telecining in HD and placing in the public domain - shots of the ocean, etc. (Fields of wheat are, alas, fairly uncommon in Florida...) People wanting to test their video compression software would love that. Of course, I'd have to get it telecined in HD, which is expensive right now.
I should post some pictures of the camera, right? :)

The CameraCamera handleLensFilm holder
The lens attached here is the Macro Zoom lens. The handle didn't come with the camera, I ordered it separately. Nominally you're supposed to be able to attach a cable to it so there's a button where the thumb is, but it doesn't look like the cable I bought would easily integrate with this particular camera model, and it also doesn't look like it would matter much, as you need a hand on the camera to hold it steady, which might as well hold the camera at the front and be the hand that presses the button. The handle can also be removed and the camera put on a regular tripod. There's also a handle available that looks more like the kinds of grip you see on a hair drier (or maybe a gun) but this has the advantage that it also makes a great carrying handle.


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My new camera...
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...is in New Jersey, where it's been since the 3rd. Actually, it's more complex than that. It's being shipped by an eBayer in Canada, and the Canadian post said it left Canada on the 28th, but somehow managed to get into the US on the 3rd. And now it's presumably lost in some giant New Jersey warehouse, sitting right next to the Ark of the Covenant and maybe a Dodgeball ball that replicates when it bounces.

In the meantime I've ordered various things for it, including stuff I realized, after I bid, that they will not work. For example, I have a motor on the way that's suitable for sound synchronization, but alas it turns out it will only work on later versions of the Bolex (REX 4 and up.) I figure I'll keep it, in the longer term I'll want to upgrade anyway.

I also bought a camera case. A cheap one. It was about $35 including shipping. It's filled with foam, which can be cut so that you have holes in roughly the right shape for everything you want to put in it. Now, if I wanted a "real" Bolex case they generally go for $100+ on eBay, even the 60 year old falling apart ones. The interesting thing is that they're worth more today (ignoring inflation, admittedly) than they sold for at the time. Anyway, the point in buying the case is to keep everything together. We don't have a lot of space in the house, and I know it's going to drive me wife mad if I have everything scattered all over the place, not to mention it'll be an issue remembering where everything is.

I just want to play with the thing. Figure out how it works. Play with light and stuff. But I can't do much except browse eBay for now.

EDIT: Just refreshed the tracking page and it's apparently in Stuart now. Go figure. Maybe I'll have it today!

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Dollhouse
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Very good episode this week, on every level. This was one that recognized where the issues are with the premise and worked hard to ensure the qualities of the show came through while papering over the problems. Echo's role was suitably twisted, the right combination of entertaining while leaving you somewhat queasy, and the focus wasn't on Echo but on the supporting characters, which is where the show works best.

Ironically, this is a standalone episode (albeit one that sets things up that may be used in later episodes.) If the first season's standalone episodes had been like this, well, I'd have liked the whole season ;-)

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TV this week
[info]squiggleslash
Not a fantastic week for TV, though SNL was really good.

House was decent, if overly soap operaish. Remains a watchable TV show.

NCIS remains entertaining if frequently silly.

Dollhouse was the major disappointment of the week. They had an interesting concept, but the flaws in the show's set-up became readily apparent as the writers forgot they were there and failed to work around them. I also suspect the show lost a lot of potential viewers in not really setting up the central premise in the early minutes, which is necessary given it follows some entirely unrelated shows for the first time.

The major problem with Dollhouse, and it was really, really, apparent this episode is that the show is about Echo, but Echo isn't really a character to begin with, and isn't that interesting (yet?). Insofar as you write around it, you give the other characters more exposure and you ensure Echo is doing something interesting. This week's episode had neither - most of the show revolved around Echo's new "Lifetime Movie" role, which was interesting intellectually but not, well, in a "makes you want to watch" type way, and the actual characters you like, hate, or both (I think "both" applies to most of them ;-) got screentime but not enough.

I thought that was one of the best parts of the season two opener, the fact that Topher and Whiskey got their scene and it was an interesting one. This time, Topher made a joke about Van Halen, and we saw a fairly dead interview with Madeline/November, and, well, I'm not sure really much else was going on.

Let's hope this was a one off, not a return to the first episodes of the first season.

SNL

After last week's bad episode, a really good one. Worth catching if you didn't the first time. Great use of Lady Gaga. The SNL Digital Short was utterly hysterical.

Cleveland Show

Just not really getting into this. Can you believe Fox has already ordered a second season? The Cleveland Show feels like a sitcom. A bad sitcom. It's "Malcolm in the Middle" to Family Guy's "Married With Children".

Family Guy

Meh. Though the opening title sequence was hilarious.


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